“ The shortest distance between two people is a smile. “

If you don’t shut your mouth the next thing that will come out of it will be your teeth

ME A MONTH AGO: i need a job

ME LAST WEEK: i need a job

ME TODAY: omg i need a job

ME NEXT WEEK: omg i really need a job how do i not have a job

ME IN A MONTH: i like really need a job now

ME IN A YEAR: i need a job

thats-blaine:

The Hunger Games:

Dedicates half a chapter to leg shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.